Hats off to the Onion ... awesome quotable

Hats off to the Onion ... awesome quotable

“Without nationalism, our deaths in the countless wars we constantly wage to defend our own nations against others defending their own nations against us would seem arbitrary, almost meaningless.”    The Onion



Spinoffs  =====================

“Without race identity, our losses in the countless battles we constantly wage to defend our own race against others defending their own race against us would seem arbitrary, almost meaningless.”

“Without spying on others, our loss of privacy in the countless wars we constantly wage to defend our own privacy against others defending their own privacy against us would seem arbitrary, almost meaningless.”


“Without incarceraing others, our fear of criminals in the countless arrests made to defend us against our fear of others defending their own freedom against us would seem arbitrary, almost meaningless.”


“Without the *terrorist* label, our fear of unpredictable death in the countless skirmishes we constantly wage to defend our own lives against others defending their own lives against us would seem arbitrary, almost meaningless.”

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